Your last name sounds familiar - are you a nepo baby?

I wish. Unfortunately, my dad is a Dutch immigrant who loves me but can’t further my career in any way. You’re probably thinking of Eddie Van Halen, the guitarist of the 80s rock band Van Halen, of whom I’m not related.

Who’s your target demo?

My comedy is typically enjoyed by women with bisexual energy, men who’ve never been in a fight.

How old are you?

32.

Do you send food back at restaurants?

No.